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HanLan:

PabloGreek - "Is Sims2 - Conflict Vietnam an addon?"

TheTanner - "Robbo, can i plug myself in to you?"

PabloGreek - "If you grease me up and put me in speedo's i'm not going to run any faster, I'm still shit"

IRC:

[22:58] * Proot unshares all his porn
[22:58] <robbo> shit
[22:58] <DarkHalf> ive just done the same
[22:58] <DarkHalf> :)
[22:58] <Proot> lol
[22:58] <Scummy> heh
[22:58] <Proot> dad just asking about movies i had shared before i went to lan
[22:58] <DarkHalf> i started moving "Hot.Lezzies".somehting
[22:58] <DarkHalf> and thought "ah yes"
[22:59] <robbo> thanks for that
[22:59] <DarkHalf> lol r
[23:00] <Proot> he
[23:00] <Proot> h
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[23:01] <jesty> PORN
[23:01] <jesty> fuck
[23:01] <DarkHalf> lol
[23:01] <Proot> lol
[23:01] <robbo> lol
[23:01] <Scummy> lol
[23:01] <Proot> rofl

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[1832] <jesty> omg
[1832] <jesty> backlit kbd just came on
[1832] <jesty> i think i've ejaculated

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[2337] <DarkHalf> i was talking to a mate at work today, in a lab with students in
[2337] <DarkHalf> about the pope
[2337] <DarkHalf> "so with 10 million people praying for him, why does he need and op"..
[2337] <Scummy> lol
[2338] <DarkHalf> "i mean, if 10 million prayers isnt enough to help the guy breath, theyre not really worth much"..
[2338] <DarkHalf> "maybe, just maybe god doesnt exist"
[2338] <Scummy> hah, where'd you pluck 10 mil from
[2338] <DarkHalf> silence falls
[2338] <DarkHalf> shit
[2338] <DarkHalf> theyre all fucking muslims
[2338] <DarkHalf> i thought i was gna get fucked up

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[12:17] <@DarkHalf|work> can you get dual display lappys
[12:17] <@DarkHalf|work> i mean
[12:17] * +Nuciphaa_ (~a.b.naray@Nuciphaal.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Ping timeout)
[12:17] <+Scumbag|lab> i'm dualing a lappy
[12:17] <@DarkHalf|work> with two tft's built in
[12:17] <@DarkHalf|work> not with just a vga connectot obv
[12:17] <+Scumbag|lab> no, remember we discussed this
[12:17] <@SMudgeh|work> that'd be awesome
[12:17] <@DarkHalf|work> coz ive got one of them
[12:17] <@SMudgeh|work> sort of fold out
[12:17] <+Scumbag|lab> yeah, fold/slide out dual tft
[12:18] <@DarkHalf|work> yuh
[12:18] <+Scumbag|lab> remember our dual tft clam shell idea
[12:18] <+Scumbag|lab> with laser projected keyb
[12:18] <@DarkHalf|work> lol
[12:18] <@DarkHalf|work> yeh
[12:18] <@SMudgeh|work> i'd buy one
[12:18] <@DarkHalf|work> my memory sucks
[12:19] <+TheTanner> that was cool
[12:19] <+TheTanner> you can buy the keyboards already
[12:19] <+Scumbag|lab> the only problem would be if you put it down the wrong way up and it laser projected the keyboard in to your retinas
[12:19] <@SMudgeh|work> argh
[12:19] <+TheTanner> well, you'd have a orientation sensor
[12:20] <@DarkHalf|work> LOL
[12:20] <+TheTanner> so the keyboard would always be aimed downwards
[12:20] <@DarkHalf|work> a mercury switch
[12:20] <+TheTanner> yuh
[12:20] <@DarkHalf|work> it could read your eye movements for the mouse
[12:20] <+TheTanner> schweet
[12:20] <+Scumbag|lab> omg, thats brilliant
[12:20] <@DarkHalf|work> "To move the pointer, simply turn your laptop uside down"
[12:20] <+TheTanner> blink and double blink for clicking
[12:20] <@DarkHalf|work> "Should you need to type, turn it the other way up again"
[12:20] <@SMudgeh|work> funnily enough
[12:21] <@SMudgeh|work> there was somehting on Slashdot about that last week
[12:21] <@SMudgeh|work> some disabled bloke was asking about it
[12:21] <+Scumbag|lab> i've seen it working
[12:21] <+Scumbag|lab> it's not too bad
[12:21] <@SMudgeh|work> he's paralised from the neck down and wanted a way of playing games with his headset thing
[12:21] <+Scumbag|lab> you have to do long blinks for clicks so that normal blinks arn't interpreted as clicks
[12:21] <@SMudgeh|work> heh
[12:21] <@SMudgeh|work> that'd be no good for css
[12:22] <@SMudgeh|work> spray and you'd be blind lol
[12:22] <@DarkHalf|work> imagine playing css
[12:22] <+Scumbag|lab> lol
[12:22] <@SMudgeh|work> ...
[12:22] <+Scumbag|lab> boom
[12:22] <@SMudgeh|work> echo?
[12:22] <+TheTanner> just look at people and keep blinking
[12:22] <@DarkHalf|work> :)
[12:22] <+TheTanner> headshot every time
[12:22] <+TheTanner> none of this hand to eye bollocks
[12:22] <@DarkHalf|work> er
[12:22] <@DarkHalf|work> no
[12:22] <+Scumbag|lab> no
[12:22] <@DarkHalf|work> how would you reaload
[12:23] <@DarkHalf|work> or change weapon
[12:23] <@SMudgeh|work> nod
[12:23] <@DarkHalf|work> or move
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> cos thats not how it works in css
[12:23] <@SMudgeh|work> open mouth to change weapon
[12:23] <@DarkHalf|work> LOL
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> you would look to the left, and the mouse would keep turning
[12:23] <@DarkHalf|work> move your tounge to control motion
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> it would be awful
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> lol
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> thats would be better
[12:23] <@SMudgeh|work> flare nostrils to jump
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> wiggle ears to strafe
[12:23] <@DarkHalf|work> rofl
[12:23] <+Scumbag|lab> somebody log this
[12:24] <@SMudgeh|work> :)

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16:02 <@Scumbag> so you're gonna bum some boy to death, and bury him under the patio
16:02 <+Nuciphaal> Yes.